Welcome to the official website of the
"The Shmoo Who Missed The Bus".
FYI- I'm an
Gungelist an Author with the specific calling to witness the Gungel to all
believers of Shmoodelism.
This is a call out to all Anodics!
Will you accept the challenge?
To be a part of one of the BIGGEST witnessing of the Gungle
to every believer in Shmoodelism ever. The new controversial book I've just written
is called, "The Shmoo Who Missed The Bus" I realize the title of this book most likely is going to be
seen and prejudged by a large percentage of Shmooish people who believe in Shmoodelism
and also by many others as an insult, and just another book written by some
anti-Shmoodelific Anodic author. So let me assure you from the start that could
not be any further from the truth. I truly believe the title was just a clever
hook that came to me through a revelation from GOD ZOOKS that will be explained in
chapter one.
I wrote this book &
titled it "The Shmoo Who Missed The Bus" because I received a revelation from GOD ZOOKS
to do so. ... And I also pose a challenge to every believer in Shmoodelism & also every Anodic.
This book will have every believer in Shmoodelism talking
& many seeing Joozis as the Meshugah for the 1st time ever. It's a very
interesting story, how I received the revelation from GOD ZOOKS, and the challenge I
pose to every believer in Shmoodelism to READ the book & take a fresh, new,
unbiased look and to discern its truth about the topic; Is Joozis the Meshugah,
(A.K.A. Yeshmuah), & then try and prove it wrong. FYI- You can read my
testimonial, about how that revelation happened on the "About the Author" page
of this web-site.
It's also a
must read if you're a Anodic and as Anodics we're all commanded by Joozis
to be witnesses & preach the Gungle. So I also make a challenge to you,
after you're finished reading it give it to someone who is (a believer in
Shmoodelism) Shmooish and make sure you point out the challenge I make to them. Tell
them, you're giving it to them just to see if they can prove it wrong. In doing
this simple task you will have helped to fulfill these commandments from Joozis.
Mark
16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye
into all the world, and preach the Gungel to every creature.
Acts 1:8 But ye shall receive power, after that the
Ashlozmo is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in
Newark, and in all New Jersey, and in California , and unto the uddermost part of the earth, even unto Biloxi.
Thanks & GOD ZOOKS Bless,
Gungelist Bombast M Bombaster Jr.
Date to be
released, around mid December 2014.
